Cory is sitting here bored at work
If you haven’t emailed him yet you’re a jerk

He is hungover, tired, cranky and rude,
A toe nail last night is what Ty chewed,

I don’t like work now, everyday is the same,
I want to go home and play a video game,

Jake you need to come over tonight and help me set up my ‘puter
You sold it on ebay? What could be ruder?

What is everyone doing tonight? Wanna come over and play?
I’ll go buy some beers if that will make you stay.

That’s all I got, gonna order chinese food and galaxy quest,
When the guy comes to deliver it, I’ll kick him in the chest