i, without a doubt, love every single one of you.

this is amazing. like little red.
i can’t stop laughing, its hurting my head.

i will save these to laugh to, whenever im sad,
good god im crying, these aren’t half bad,

no one is working, for it is to late,
but this email will be ready to read at a later date,

angry or sad. mean or light hearted,
i wouldn’t have it any other way, oh sheesh i just farted,

but i gotta go, im in a hurry,
gotta go check out this ‘razorblade mcflurry’