cory thinks he can rip on the bad boys for life,
thats because man vs wild is his new wife.

but dont burn your bridges, because one day your worlds will collide
dont ditch us just cuz crocker likes his chicken fried

cory shut the fuck up, we dont even care
ty will always be cooler than you even if he’s losing his hair

malone hasnt got in on this battle, because he is too busy making high
money wages.
i might earn less money, but i just spent the last hour in the batting
cages.

some people might claim that i barely work,
thats because around highschoolers i clearly do lurk.